unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil


vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus)


(Source: feeeb)


starkidwhoavengedhogwarts:

if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.

(Source: bloodyhell-ronweasley)


cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Source: deadtrash)



fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

(Source: jadensmithtweets)


punkarth:

things I want:
• clear skin
• nice clothes
• nice hair
• patrick stump


so-uncivilised:

maxeth:

what the fuck is going on

You’re right!

(Source: oldspice)


tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner


pizzaight:

turcl:

Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,

escoba escoba,

conseguir fuera me cochei

♡ ♡ 

"You are the love of my life,

without you,

I am incomplete” 

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(Source: 6gay)


underthe-corktree:

TODAY AT THE MALL THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND GOES “wow you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my entire life” and I was so startled and confused and panicked that in the most monotoned voice ever I responded “do you like fall out boy”


paramoreupdates:

Paramore & Fall Out Boy planting trees